Hello! I
think this will be the last chapter of calendar girl!!!! but there will be a
sequel.... As requested... I'm not a really good humor writer so forgive me.. and
thank you to all that read this and gave me your comments I appreciate it
greatly!!!!!
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Calendar
Girl
chapter 6
Liz/mama-sama
Duo looked
around the room. He looked across the room and saw the gun on the dresser. He
reached for it and tucked it his pants. He heard a sound and turned. Hilde came
out of he bathroom. She was dressed all in black, like him. She walked passed
him and went to her closet.
She
rummaged in there for a little bit and pulled out a small snub-nosed gun. She
stuck it in her waist band. She looked up at Duo and smiled.
"Should
we take a few more weapons? I really want to put the fear of God in both of
them."
Duo grinned back. "Naw, I think my reputation will be good enough."
"Well, MR. I'm a former Gundam pilot , fear me, Let's do it.
" She turned and said to them as
they were leaving, "I also want that charity check!"
Duo went to the computer and punched in
several numbers.
"Well. Where are they?"
"Last report..... L-4. We'll go there first."
"Cool. we can stop and see Quatre and
Trowa."
Duo blanched and his face paled.
"What?"
"I sort of hung up on them last time....Trowa had you calendar and he
stuck it in the screen."
Hilde giggled, " Oh, Duo. They'll forgive you. I can't believe how unglued
you got over that!!!"
"Hey, You're my girl! I don't want other guys gawking at you." He
pulled her into his arms.
She hugged him back and said, "Silly,
boy. Let's go find those two."
He leaned down and kissed her.
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Ralph came into the shop and passed Duo's
work bench. Hilde's picture still hung in the same spot.
He grinned. Duo either hadn't found it or it
didn't care. After the little display on the TV, he figured he didn't care.
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Relena sat at her desk and flipped through
one of the woman's magazines she had picked up. She sighed and gazed out the
window.
She opened one of the drawers and pulled out
a manila envelope. She laid it on the desk, opened it, and dumped out the
contents. The pictures spilled out. She moved them around on the top of the
desk. How was she going to leave them out for him to see, with out being
obvious?
She was so intent on looking at the pictures,
she didn't hear Heero come into her office.
He walked up to her desk and put his hands on
it .
She looked up startled, her face turning red.
He picked up one of the pictures and looked
at it.
"Are these them?"
Relena studdered, "yes."
He grinned as he looked to her from the
picture.
"You did want me to see these,
correct?"
Relena looked at the floor, blushing a deep red. She barely nodded.
Heero grinned and reached for the other ones.
Relena slid back and watched him look at the pictures. He was not reacting like
she though he would.
Heero put them all down and walked around the desk and knelt down in front of
her. He reached up and grabbed her hands.
"Those were beautiful, but if you ever do what Hilde did I will personally
lock you in a closet."
She looked into his face and asked, "But wouldn't it be good publicity for
me?"
"Perhaps, but I wouldn't want to kill anyone who would want to make a pass
at you."
"But that happens all the time....."
They are diplomats and Old men..... I talking about the other ones"
"Does that mean... "
He looked into her face and said, "Yes."
He leaned up and kissed her . He then stood up and gathered all the pictures
up.
He said as he walked to the door. "I
think I'll keep these."
Relena stared at him as he left her office. She lifted her fingers to her lips
and fell back into her chair and laughed out loud.
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WuFei walked through Preventer Headquarters.
He was looking for Sally. He had checked her office, Une's office and even the
break room. He frowned. Perhaps he was wasting his time. He thought Sally liked
him, but maybe not that way. They were partners.... maybe that's all Sally
thought of him as. She did go out with other men. Only because he hadn't asked
her. Then he thought of one other place she might be. The infirmary. He headed
toward there.
As he entered he heard Sally's voice hit an
octave higher than ears could stand. He stopped and looked around the corner.
Sally was standing toe to toe with a man. They were yelling at each other.
WuFei walked around the corner, and stopped by them.
They turned to him. Sally straighten up and ran a hand through her hair.
"WuFei, Can I help you?"
"No, you are busy. I'll come back later." He looked at her,
"later when you are done, please come to my office."
Wu Fei turned away. He looked down at the video. Perhaps he should get a
romantic movie or maybe a Jet Lee film. They would discuss Preventer business
and watch the Jet Lee film. He looked at the video in his hand. As he passed a
garbage can , he dropped it in.
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Treize looked up as the door opened and a
dark haired girl he recognized walked in. Behind her was her very angry
boyfriend.
He gulped and stood. He stuck out his hand.
"Hilde! It's great to see you!"
Hilde launched herself at his neck. Her fingers clasping his neck. They both
ending up on the floor , Hilde onto, her fingers still around his neck.
"HOW DARE YOU EVEN TRY TO BE NICE TO ME,
YOU BASTARD!" She screamed. "AND WHERE IS THE OTHER ONE?"
Duo leaned against the door and watched Hilde
vent her anger. Hilde bounced Treize’s head several times on the floor. Finally
Duo walked over and pulled her off him. Treize backed up, rubbing his neck and
coughing a little bit.
"Why, Hilde?" He rasped.
"You lied to me! You said it was for
charity and it would stay on L-2."
"Uhhh... Yeah, I lied."
Hilde would have launched herself at him again, except that Duo held her by her
waist. She swung her arms and kicked at him.
"Put me down, Duo! I want to kill
him!!!!"
Duo held her tighter. "I want to do it ,
Hilde. Besides, don't you want that charity check?"
She relaxed in his grip. "Yeah, I want
that charity money! You write me a check and make it out to the war orphans
fund on L-2 and MAYBE I won't kill you!" She looked back at
Duo as he set her on the floor. "But I didn't say he wouldn't kill
you."
Duo looked over at Hilde, "You know what
, Hilde. I have a much better Idea."
He leaned in and whispered in her ear.
"Yes! Yes! That would be so much better
and it would be torture, too!"
Duo looked at Treize and said, "You and
your buddy will go to the Preventers office and meet with our boss, Commander
Une. I know she will be able to use both of your talents. And I'll know if you
don't. I really will kill you then."
Treize got up off the floor and looked at the two kids looking back at him. He
opened his desk draw and pulled out a checkbook. He wrote out an exceeding
large amount to the War Orphan's Fund of L-2.
He held it out to Hilde who snatched it from
him and read it.
She glared at him. "This will do and I
want a formal apology!" She thought for a minute, "ON TV!"
Treize looked at his desk, "You drive a
hard bargain, but I'll do it!"
Hilde leaned back into Duo , who wrapped his
arms around her." Just see that you do!"
He looked down at Hilde, "Let's go see Quatre and Trowa."
epilog:
Duo walked
into the shop and went to his work bench. He looked up and saw the picture
hanging there. He reached up to pull it down, then stopped. The light reflected
off the simple silver band on his finger. He smiled to himself. It would stay
up.
Treize
Kushrinda and his partner in crime Van Kowinski stood in front of the cameras
and made a formal apology to the colonists of L-2 and to Hilde. They, then,
climbed on a shuttle and went to see Commander Une.
Hilde
delivered the check to the War Orphan's Fund of L-2, and smiled as she heard
the announcement to the TV As she walked out of the office she raised her hand
to the heavens and looked the diamond and silver band on her finger. She
grinned and hurried home to her husband.
end.......
but there
will be a sequel....... But hang on... I have to work it out!